Chapter 1113
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Chapter 1113
the Xiao family made two kinds of dumplings, and they made a lot of dumplings. Ten adults could eat enough to eat the number of dumplings they made.
but the Xiao family of five ate all these dumplings for seven, seven, eight, eight. After
finished eating, the Xiao family couldn't stand up straight one by one.
seeing that there were twenty or thirty dumplings left on the plate on the table, Mrs. Xiao said to several people, "who will try your best to eat all these dumplings don't waste them!"
Xiao Changqian touched his round belly and said awkwardly, "Mom, I really can't eat any more. I can't eat any more."
Qian Hongyan shook her head again and again and said, "Mom, I can't eat any more. I'm too full."
Xiao Weiwei, who didn't even have the strength to speak, sat slumped on the sofa and waved her hand.
Xiao Hailong said, "Grandma, why don't you put it in the fridge and fry it in the morning before you eat it"
Old Mrs. Xiao suddenly put a bad smile on her face. She said to Qian Hongyan, "Hongyan, put these dumplings in a plastic bag and send them to Ye Chen's family."
Qian Hongyan was surprised and asked, "Mom, why do you send good dumplings to their family"
Mrs. Xiao said with a smile, "anyway, it's their leek. Let them have a taste." They are pissed off! "
Xiao Hailong said, "Grandma, would you like to add some laxative to it"
Xiao Changqian asked, "the dumplings are all wrapped and cooked. Where can I add laxatives"
Xiao Hailong said, "you can grind the laxative into powder, then drink water and hit it into dumplings with a syringe!"
"Oh, that's a good idea!" Xiao Weiwei danced and said, "Brother, what a wonderful way you are!"
Mrs. Xiao said, "it just so happens that there is a first-aid kit in the storeroom of this villa with all kinds of medicine and syringes in it!"
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Xiao Hailong immediately patted his arm and said, "well, I'll take care of Grandma. I'll let Ye Chen and his family break their intestines tonight!"
with that, he immediately got up and went to the storeroom and soon brought out a plastic box with a red cross logo printed inside.
the former owner of the villa is well prepared for daily necessities. The medicine kit is well prepared for everything from colds and fever to gastrointestinal conditioning to chronic diseases such as diabetes and heart disease.
Xiao Hailong immediately found a bottle of fruit guide film inside and said with a sinister smile: "I ate this for constipation for a period of time, and the effect was particularly good. Eating two bags would break the intestines."
Xiao Weiwei said hurriedly, "then give them one in each dumpling!"
"OK!" Xiao Hailong smiled and said, "Let them have a good time tonight."
then Xiao Hailong began to grind the fruit guide slices into powder and then pour water into the dumplings with a syringe.
but just half of the more than 20 dumplings had been processed, Xiao Hailong felt an incomparable cramping pain in his abdomen, which made him cover his stomach, ouch.
Qian Hongyan hurriedly asked him, "what's the matter with you, son"
Xiao Hailong said painfully, "my stomach hurts, Mom. It hurts so much. It's like wringing my intestines together." Oh, it hurts so much. "with that, Xiao Hailong felt a strange energy in his abdomen, like a trapped, crazy mouse, running frantically to his lower part.
before he came to his senses, he suddenly let out a smelly fart!
the huge luxury living room is filled with an incomparably disgusting stench.
Old Mrs. Xiao coughed a few times and scolded, "Sea Dragon!" Do you have a conscience to fart in front of your family "
Xiao Weiwei is also extremely disgusting to cover her mouth and nose, and said angrily, "Brother, your fart is too smelly!"hen for almost four years. If you ask me, it is time for you two to have a child. Our family of four live in such a big villa now, it is really a little desolate. If there is a child running around, h...